Spending the first week of the New Year in Puerto Vallarta sounds appealing, doesn’t it? Warm weather, lots of nightlife … an all around good time.

Or so dieuwer2 thought.

Never before have a I read a trip report in which the reporter describes in the first post his experience with a bad meal, stomach cramps, and a diarrhetic episode in the hotel bed that he felt so embarrassed about he tried to clean it up himself.

As xooz says:

Might be the first Trip Report where everyone is hoping you DO NOT post any pictures.

Sadly for dieuwer2, but entertainingly for the rest of us, the trip doesn’t get a whole lot better from there. I don’t want to give away the plot, but suffice to say another tale from the trip lead to this follow-up question from Bretteee:

What type of fish attacked you?

Read the trip report in its entirety: New Years from Hell