The title of this post is the tagline for a product called BoobyPack. And, frankly, it’s a product that almost makes me wish I were a woman – that’s how cool it is.

The BoobyPack is essentially a sports bra with built-in pockets to store valuables like money, credit cards, a phone, a passport, etc. I first learned about it in this thread, but it evidently gained fame when its founder, C.C., appeared on Shark Tank:

Any of you women travelers out there have this? If so, please submit your review in the comments section below.

In the meantime, I guess I’ll just have to wait for the men’s version (The BroFold? The European Manzier Bag?).