This thread on Milepoint about a man who caused panic in the air when he let his baby snake out of its container to give it a quick snack isn’t remarkable in its originality or insight. It does, however, offer a couple of quotes that I found quite amusing.
From Captain Oveur:
And from Sobore:
“Why can’t he feed his snake in the lav like the rest of us.” (a quote that is at once hilarious and chilling).