The Scariest Motel Review Since “Psycho”

Do you like scary movies? What’s your favorite scary movie?

Me? I’m particular to “Niagara Rainbow Motel Review” – if you aren’t careful it’ll scare the money right out of your wallet.

But don’t take my word for it, listen to what the critics are saying:

Anyone find it a little scary that this place existed at all? ~bigxO

Who could have imagined such a place in the “Las Vegas of the East”? ~Newscience

…so much for my Niagara Rainbow frequent guest card points. ~sobore

It’s like some sort of hellish cross between “The Blair Witch Project” and Ken Burns’ “Baseball”. Guests would happily be walked to the Bates Motel down the street. Playing with the twins at the Overlook Hotel would be a pleasant respite compared to this place.

If you have already clicked the link you know that the real draw of this discussion is the embedded YouTube link. If you haven’t clicked the link yet, put a pan of Jiffy Pop onto the oven, get into some comfy PJs, turn off the lights and click away. If you’re the nervous type though you will probably want to make sure you have someone to cling to, as this has to qualify as one of the most frightening movies a traveler will ever watch.

Until, of course, the sequel comes out: “Niagara Rainbow Motel Review 2: Checkout Time”.

Image: “scary movie” by mahalie stackpole. CC BY-SA 2.0.

 

 

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